[Intro]
Yo
(Laughter)
Yo
(Laughter)
[Verse 1]
Yo
Rushed, I rule through dreary mires
And climb the steps toward apex’ spire
Fast I run, I rally ho
Through footsteps failing, a dusty hole
I scale the heavy weight and I scour
Reaching out for heaven’s dreary tower
The weight has fallen, Love, I’m inbound, yes
From the truth, no pain can ever divest
The hope of tomorrow and answer’s call
We’ve saved the King from the thirteenth fall
Valek, the Blightwyrm hath come from naught
In the Vilеadrium, we stop
Baylon, the Bloodlettеr dawns paper’s throw
Forever forward is where we go
Well shit, that was a cool poem
And motherfucker, that was the straight Om Om from this monk
And here we go
Let's keep going down that hole
Listen my young Gamgee
(Chortles)
[Verse 2]
Don’t hate me because of what I said about Sam and I
It’s just science
So, I’ve fantasized about banging my brother’s wife a few times
Can you blame me?
I’ve fantasized about nearly all of my sister-in-laws
About banging them with my sons’ Sunday School coordinator and my ex-ex-ex-wife at the same time
I’ve fantasized about having sex with my own half-blood sisters
I don’t really care, because the feelings have been there, and who am I to question my own feelings?
The very basis of evolution and science tells us that incest is natural
Ya know, it's funny. I know everybody wants that. Everybody wants that inside
Either that, or I'm one twisted sick fuck
But ultimately, it's how life flourished to begin with
We all came from the same biological roots
For most of us the idea of falling hopelessly in love with a close relative is probably both revolting and unimaginable
But for up to 50% of people who unite with their brethern, parents or progeny after separating at birth
Uh, can't you see
They develop obsessive feelings for that family member it's a reality
These strange emotions are the result of a condition known as Genetic Sexual Attraction
A G.S.A
And well, I think I've got that today and it has reportedly become so common that post-adoption agencies warn their customers about it
And provide specific training to their therapists to treat it
Unfortunately, not much is known about G.S.A. cuz most people are too afraid to admit
They're attracted to a close relative and the subject of incest is still very taboo
A bung
A bung
A bung, bung hole
[Outro]
I meant to say
I meant to say among academics and psychologists resulting in a lack of research on the subject
On the subject
(Closing laughter)