Alright
Alright, I could deal with this
Okay, my name's A to the A to the R-O-N

(Laughter)

Where does it begin?
I don't know my friend
But, I, well

I was in jail with a guy named Casey and a girl named Tracy and a guy named Jim Vacey

And, well, we all held hands and it was great and skipped up and down the hallways and we ate a bunch of donuts and other candy snacks while we were doing jumping jacks and all the other people, well, they were locked up and then we had a couple hookers comе in thats whats up because well thats thе life of a modgee, the life of a hodgee, the life of an ISIS driver

A driver, a driver named Minnie, a house in a town and I am funny
If I say that a certain way, well then I can make it rhyme anyway and I wanted to do a acrobatic stunt, but I am verbally stunted, because I have a learning disability

Can't you see that I am free and I'm inside my mind and I'm fine and that's why I am on time even when my rhymes aren't bad, even when I can't speak to my kids

Wait, that didn't rhyme, but it doesn't have to - no - because I'm just loving what I do, yo yo

And, well, yo yos have a string and you can put it around my dick, because, what? Well, I love it

No, I wouldn't that's really fucking weird. In fact, I never really understood this fear. Why did people put their dicks in socks? I don't even know how that would work

Well, I mean I know that it would fit in the sock and I know, well, I'm off my knock, but, um - well shit. I don't know. I think I'd just better go. I think I'd better better go
But, I'm not gunna go because this rap's still on and I'm just gunna sing this little song

It goes kinda like this:

If you take a piss with a witch and she sticks in another butt
What the fuck?

I don't know, but I'm just gunna
Just gunna
Just gunna flow, because I am a rapper that's really bad and you know what that's okay, because I am a dad and I think I've said I am a dad like 17 times and that's good

Because, well, I just live inside of the hood and maybe if I focus on speaking really fast

Well, everything else will come out great and that's that