[Melissa]
Hey baby, what are you doing?

[Boy]
Where the fuck are you?

[Melissa]
Really, are you really gonna ask me that right now?

[Boy]
Are you... are you drunk right now?

[Melissa}
You know I've been out drinking with my friends
Do you really have to ask me if I'm drunk?
Fuck

[Boy]
Are you serious?

[Melissa:]
You always do this to me

[Boy:]
Yeah, that's because I have to put up with this bullshit all the time
[Melissa]
Um.. whatever... I gotta go

[Friends chattering]

[Melissa]
I know... I'll be right there.. geez
Okay, I have to go
Love you, bye

[Boy]
What a bitch