If I had a nickel I know what I would do
I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you
I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
And that's how much I love you

If you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur
I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr
I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
That's how much I love you, yeah

If you were a tiger I'd hang around your den
I'd pester you my honey, 'til you let me in
I'd pester you my honey, until you let me in
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
And that's how much I love you

Oh, if you want a marry, well let me tell you what
We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot
We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
And that's how much I love you

Well that's how much I love you, baby
That's how much I love you