All dogs go to heaven
All cops go to hell
Cus mans best friend won’t put a bullet in your head
And a
Cop fuckin will
A cop is a towelboy piece of shit
Dog’s got a tail
A cop gets killed in the field
Oh well

My dog waits by the door
For me to get home every day
The cop sits on the side of the road
To catch me speedin’ on the freeway
I'll probably get arrested for writing this song
So please take care of my dog
Yeah!