I can't believe the news
That George Romero’s dead
I bet that he’s a zombie
Isn’t that ironic
Now he’s coming to get me

All of those movies that I am afraid of
Don’t mean a thing if the king's not around
Board up your doors he’s on his way
George Romero’s trying to bite me!

Uncool
(Ahh!)

He punched through the windows
With his rotting hands
Bit Danny on the neck
We ran to the basement
But that didn’t stop him

All of the zombies that i run away from
Never compared to something like this
One of us down, two left to go
George Romero’s trying to eat my insides

Not cool
(Dammit!)