[Chorus]
I got twenty-nine ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my loverly baby's door)
I got twenty-nine ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my loverly baby's door)
And if she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more
(One, two, many more)

[Verse 1]
I got one through the basement
Two down the hall
And when the going gets tough
I got a hole in the wall

[Chorus]
Twenty-nine ways just to make it to my baby's door
(To my loverly baby's door)
If she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more
(One, two, many more)

[Verse 2]
I can come through the chimney like Santa Claus
Go through the window and that ain't all (Hey)
A lot of good ways I don't want you to know
I even got a hole in the bedroom floor
[Chorus]
Twenty-nine ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my loverly baby's door)
If she needs me bad
I can find about two or three more
(One, two, many more)

[Post-Chorus]
(Twenty-nine ways) To my loverly baby's door
(Oh hey) To my loverly baby's door
(Oh hey) To my loverly baby's door
To my loverly baby's door (Come on)
To my loverly baby's door
One, two, many more (Hey)

[Verse 3]
I got a way through the closet behind her clothes (Uh huh)
A way through the attic that no one knows (Yeah)
A master key that fits every lock (What?)
A hidden door behind the grandfather clock

[Chorus]
I got twenty-nine ways to make it to my baby's door
(To my loverly baby's door)
If she needs me real bad
I find about two or three more
(One, two, many more)
[Post-Chorus]
(Oh, I've got twenty-nine) To my loverly baby's door
To my loverly baby's door (Hey)
To my loverly baby's door (Oh yeah)
To my loverly baby's door (Hey)
To my loverly baby's door (Oh)
One, two, many more (Gotta, gotta turn it that way)
To my loverly baby's door
To my loverly baby's door (Ooh yeah)
To my loverly baby's door
To my loverly baby's door (I've gotta)
To my loverly baby's door
One, two, many more (Two, got many more)
To my loverly baby's door (Twenty-nine ways)
To my loverly baby's door
To my loverly baby's door (Oh hey)
To my loverly baby's door (Ooh)
To my loverly baby's door
I've got one, got two (Two), many more