Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar

Do minute ki jhapki ki
Photo lag gayi chaar
“Baba pee ke out”
Aisa chhapa samachar
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar

Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Saalon ne likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad

Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
(repeat)

According to sources…
(abbe chup!)
Yeah yeah…

(Abhi bas ho gaya!)

Jo bhi limelight mein
Wo sutron ki side mein
Kaun sa bakra kab katega
Kab hoga shaamil woh
Sutron ki diet mein

Chhapi jiski khabar bani uski Qabar
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Baar baar… baar baar…
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad

Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
(repeat)

Then one day
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
Bola sambhal apne sutron ko
Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please!
“Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
Car mein rota hoon
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
Ek pal naa sota hoon”

Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
Kya bola?

Wo ho ho…
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
Main khush huaa
Bolo chalo end of story

I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
Main khush huaa
Bolo chalo end of story…

But saala phir agle din
Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?

“Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar
Baba attempts suicide in the car”
Breaking News!
Baba attempts suicide in the car
[Ha ha ha Iski maa ki!]

Jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Phir se likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar

Acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya!
Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya

Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya

Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya!

Bass ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…