Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon
My gauchos feel good
I'm havin some Brunch
But this question keep comin' up!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum
But this question keeps plaugin' us!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

I hear that lunch bell ringin'!