[Verse 1]
I don't think about you baby, I don't really miss you at all
I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no
I don't lie awake at night rewindin' your goodbyes
Come to think about it, I'm better off

[Chorus]
I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh

[Verse 2]
If I called you 12 times last night, it was an accident
I was really tryna hit the next number on my favorites list
I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends and talk a lot about how I want you back again

[Chorus]
I'm as sober as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a teardrop
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk
[Chorus]
I'm as sobеr as a drunk
I'm as high as rock bottom
As free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in
My mind is clear as a cloud
I'm as happy as a tеardrop
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh
I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh

I don't think about you baby, I don't really miss you at all