[Intro: Andy Milonakis]
This is Andy Milonakis and you are listen to Relax Gang Vol. 1 with J $tash
You chewing on balls all day huh?
You in a nice Lazy Boy reclined back chewing on balls?
How you gonna get work done if you chewing on balls all day?
You better not mix any of that with alcohol you little morons

[Police Dispatch]
Have a material witness on a aggravated battery
With a handgun and they believe it might be a retaliation to her testimony

[Bridge x2: J $tash]
N***a I can't trust these bitches
N***a I can't trust these hoes
They only want your riches
Baby only want your dough

[Hook x2: Kenny Turnup]
Say all she want is my money
She can't get shit from me
Said I can't love her can't trust her
Fuck that bitch

[Verse 1: Kenny Turnup]
Shawty want to shop all the time
Well baby girl I need top all the time
If it ain't gon' work then a n***a got to flex
Been about work and I been about a check
She used to count up that bread for me
Carry that .. in her purse for me
Flipping and shipping the birds for me
Even deliver the work for me
[Verse 2: J $tash]
Baby just stop it your irking me
I'm getting money I ain't hurting me
If a n***a want to run up on J $tash
You know I got that thang on me man most certainly
Flat burgundy
My little n***as still do burglaries
I hit you you gon' need some surgery
Skrt in a 911 no emergency

[Verse 3: Kenny Turnup]
No emergency
Call 911 its a murder scene
Got some young n***as that will murk for me
You n***as acting like you never heard of me

[Verse 4: J $tash]
Never heard of me?
That's absurd to me
Bitch watch you say don't get murdered G
I'm a real Florida n***a always got the heat
Leave you 6 feet deep
Kill a pussy ass n***a bitch in his sleep

[Bridge x2: J $tash]
N***a I can't trust these bitches
N***a I can't trust these hoes
They only want your riches
Baby only want your dough
[Hook x2: Kenny Turnup]
Say all she want is my money
She can't get shit from me
Said I can't love her can't trust her
Fuck that bitch