[Intro: stanley]
What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

[Chorus: stanley]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

[Gavin ]
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my butt is huge

[Piper]
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

[Piper]
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

[gavin]
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my face (Moo)

[gavin]
I'm a fat, fat pig

[Piper]
I'm a common fungus

[gavin]
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

[gavin]
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you op up

[gavin]
And I'm Kanye West

[Chorus]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

[gavin]
Ba-dum-ba-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

[gavin]
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

[gavin]
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

[Piper]
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you

[Piper]
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

[gavin]
What the man? I'm a clam!

[Piper]
I'm a wolf. Howl!

[gavin]
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

[Piper & stanley]
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Get on, yah!)
Giddy up, let's ride

[gavin]
I'm HPV, don't let me in

[gavin]
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

[piper]
We love you, India

[gavin]
We love you, Africa

[gavin]
We love the Chinese

[stanley]
We forgive you, Germany

[Chorus: Stanley, (Gavin), Piper, Stanley & Piper, Gavin]
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

[Verse 3: Stanley]
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know poop (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human pee (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have yo? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a yeet (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

[Piper]
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

[Stanley]
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

[Choir]
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[gavin]
Ooh-oh-we love the Earth
[gavin]

We love the Earth

[gavin]

We love the earth

[Outro: Stanley, piper & Gavin ]
(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, piper
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Are we gonna die?
You know what, Gavin? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
Unless we get our poop together now