[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick and Erik Chandler]
I feel like there's something that I forgot to do
My girlfriends actin' pissed at me, but that ain't nothin' new
Could it be her birthday or your anniversary?
Beats the hell outta me!
(Let's go to the pub)

[Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
Things just might get crazy, cause that's just we do (Hey)
Tomorrow might be hazy, but we always pull through
We do this every weekend we can never get enough
Let's go to the pub (Pub!)
Let's go to the pub (Pub!)
(Let's friggin' do this!)

[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick, Erik Chandler, and Chris Burney]
Gary and I will keep it real and have some Miller Lites
Erik will pound some Jager shots and also Miller Lites
Chris will bring his brand new darts, no one will give a shit
(I won a championship!)
(Let's go to the pub)

[Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
Things just might get crazy, cause that's what we do (Hey)
Tomorrow might be hazy, but we always pull through
We know the chick behind the bar
She always hooks us up
Let's go to the pub (Pub!)
Let's go to the pub (Pub!)
[Bridge: Jaret Reddick]
It's been a long week (Let's go to the pub!)
My car broke down (Let's go to the pub!)
My boss is a dick (Let's go to the pub!)
We ain't leavin' till closing time
I stepped on a nail (Let's go to the pub!)
I dropped my phone (Let's go to the pub!)
My boss is still a dick (Let's go to the pub!)

[Interlude: Gary Wiseman and Jaret Reddick]
Umm, I actually had a pretty good day
Well, then we should flippin' celebrate, you know?
(Let's go to the pub)

[Outro: Jaret Reddick]
Things just might get crazy, cause that's just what we do (Hey)
Tomorrow might be hazy, tonight we're Motley Crue
Fire up the karaoke, "Too Young to Fall in Love"
Then after karaoke, nevermind we'll all be drunk
Let's go to the pub (Pub!)
Let's go to the pub (Pub!)
Let's go to the pub