[Verse 1: Linus of Hollywood]
My baby says maybe tonight's the night (Finally)
She’s gonna give me her love
You know it'll feel so right
Until then if you need me
The bathroom's where I’ll be
I've got one two three things I gotta do

[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Linus Of Hollywood]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave (C'mon!)
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave

[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick]
Well I’m the king of the throne (PU)
Agent number two
Then I get the loofah out
And my herbal mint shampoo (Ooh, that sounds good)
Well then I might use a Vick
Don’t give me nonе of your Shick
I've got a five-blade cartridgе
And a handle the vibrates (Holy shit!)

[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Linus Of Hollywood]
I’m gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave (That's right)
I’m gonna shit, shower, and shave (Tell em boy!)
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave (Let's break it down!)
[Bridge]
Shit
Shower
(Very important, hygiene)
Shave
(Not that important, we both have beards)
Linus, pick up that guitar and talk to me!

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude: Linus of Hollywood]
Woo-woo-woo-woo!

[Verse 3: Jaret Reddick & Linus Of Hollywood]
Well there's nothing worse than
Shave, shower, and shit
(You got that right)
That's when the feeling comes
And you're not expecting it
Ouch!
Sometimes you just can't win
You gotta jump in the shower again (Aw man)
That's why you gotta shit
Before you shower and shave!

[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Linus Of Hollywood]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave (Sounds great!)
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
[Outro: Jaret Reddick & Linus Of Hollywood]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave (Woo!)
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave (Come on!)
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
(Come on!)