Snacks!
Snacks!
Snacks!

(Various candies!)
Jolly Ranchers, gummi bears and Tootsie Roll Pops
Mike and Ikes, Whoppers, Milk Duds and gum drops
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Junior Mints and Nerds
Butterfingers, Baby Ruths and Snickers look like turds

Snacks!
Snacks!
Snacks!

(Baked goods!)
Donuts, muffins, Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Ho Hoes
Red velvet cake, apple pie a la mode
Oatmeal raisin, peanut butter, white chocolate chip
It really doesn't matter 'cause cookies are the shit

Cookies are the shit!
Cookies are the shit!
Cookies are the shit!
Yeah!

Snacks!
Snacks!
Snacks!
(Frozen novelties!)
Bon Bons, popsicles and a Drumstick
Klondike Bar and the classic ice cream sandwich
Freeze Pops, Bomb Pops and sherbet Push Ups
Is a Dilly Bar from Dairy Queen something we can fuck?
Doritos, Fritos, Cheetos or some Pringles in a can
Nacho cheese, Cool Ranch, sour cream and onion
Scoops, strips, restaurant style, eat 'em 'til they're gone
My favorite chips of all were motherfuckin' Ponch and John

Snacks!
Snacks!
Snacks!
(You can eat an Oreo however you want, seriously)

Cookies are the shit! (yeah they are)
Cookies are the shit! (they're the best)
Cookies are the shit!
(I just cut the tube right down the thing and squeeze the dough into my... mouth)