She went to Radio Shack and bought a brand new phone
Then she sent me a message she was all alone
Fortunately I had some real good service
I thought I'd respond before I got nervous
And this what I typed:

XOXOF
Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin'
XOXOF
Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin'
XO
XOXOF

She sent back a colon and parenthesis
Then I wrote "next time use an emoticon please"
I LOL'd, she What The Fuck?'d
I 1-4-3'd, she's all "you suck"
I almost told her "TTYL"
But this is what I typed:

XOXOF
Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin'
XOXOF
Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin'
XO
XOXOF
And right about then, I started to sneeze
Was it from the pepper or my allergies?
Then she sent a new message and I tell you what
It was attached to a picture of her butt

XOXOF
Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin'
XOXOF
Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin'
XOXOF
Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin'
XOXOFFFF
Hugs and kisses and I added some more fuckin'
XOXOF
Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin'
XOXOF
Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin'
XO
XOXOF