[Verse 1]
A head on the screen
Seemed desperately keen
On selling me graphics
Instead of a game
I felt like a cog
In a market machine
Trying to stay excited
For all this shame

Then he came
Like a straight piece in Tetris
Like Moltres you've caught at your door
And I watched him in awe
Shaken deep to the core
'Cause I'm not alone anymore

[Chorus]
A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light
All purple and fluffy, please take me inside
They're swirling and laughing, awakening my mind
'Cause I'm breathtaking tonight

[Verse 2]
A million souls live in fantasy worlds
Accustomed to lies and depression
The minute he showed them he's one of their own
He made every gamer feel special
As he came
Like a bubble of air
Right there when you nearly drowned
The whole planet revolves around him 'cause it knows
No matter what he'll be around

[Chorus]
A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light
All purple and fluffy, please take us inside
We'll burn any city, just say it's alright
'Cause we are breathtaking tonight

[Verse 3]
If I get shattered in fragments of blue
He'd pass me a warm sweater and get me a brew
He'd say it gets better and I know it's true
Keanu, I matter to you

[Chorus]
A whirlpool of puppies in vague neon light
All purple and fluffy, please take us inside
We'll burn any city, just say it's alright
'Cause we are breathtaking tonight
Yeah, we are breathtaking tonight
We're all breathtaking tonight
[Puppy barking in the outro]