Ice Cube
S.T. Crooked
[Intro: DJ Pooh]
Yo, let's bust one of them funky St. Ides commercials, man
Where that beat at?
(Give me a beer) Hahaha, that's it
Yo, DJ Pooh on the mic at this time
Me and E-Swift's in the house
Yo, we got Ice Cube in the house
He finna bust a funky St. Ides commercial
We gon' show you how we do it
Yo, kick it off

[Verse: Ice Cube]
S-T-Crooked-I-D-E-S
Guaranteed to get a big booty undressed
I got a 40 every hood that you see me in
'Cause St. Ides malt liquor is the premium
Ice Cube's in the house, don't you know me
Pour a little out on the curb for my homies
I asked Pooh and the Lench Mob crew
How much money you got on the St. Ides brew?
Then I go get a six-pack
You know the can is black with the funny zig-zag
Then I pick up a girl
Forget 8-Ball, that beer'll make you hurl
And when she see the black can and the trees
It make her talk about the birds and the bees
Drink St. Ides and the boots are ass out
Ice Cube is five-thousand as I pass out