You're an awful green monstrosity
A human rights atrocity
An underwhelming cross between
Disgust and animosity

A holiday Carol I don't know the words to
Why are you like this? I don't know who hurt you
Being the ugliest thing that a person could ever give birth to
Is your only virtue

You walk in and we plug up our noses
You smell like a halibut with halitosis
Surely you know this
But you are a pill I can only ingest in the smallest of doses

An unmet coal
A lump of coal
A villainous ruler beheading the peasants
Christmas is coming, you won't get a present
Cause, God, you are really unpleasant

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
As charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!