Going Spaceward
Natural Disaster
You're the patron saint of raining on parades, honey
You don't even have to try, you just do
That's just the way it is, don't think I'm pointing blame, honey
'Cause it sucks as much for me as it does for you
And all the other cities you've rolled through
Since I'm not what you're after
I'm just another victim of your natural disaster
Mother Nature gave you powers that you hate, honey
But I would kill to do the damage you can do
You've got a million different options on your plate, honey
And what it takes to make somebody go and sing the blues
If I could just be in your shoеs
Since I'm not what you're after
I'm just anothеr victim of your natural disaster
Now, he's another sucker with a story like mine
In need of FEMA relief
But I'm the one who's gotta hold this hurricane tight
Even though it gives me so much grief
I know all of this is driving you insane, honey
I'm well aware that you're alone and need a friend, but
I won't apologise for drowning in your rain, honey
So, tell me what we're gonna do 'cause I'm at my wit's end
Maybe we could just pretend
And cover up with laughter
The fact that I'm a victim of your natural disaster
I'm just another victim of your natural disaster