(Verse 1) (Wolfadvice)
Ayy
Why so many Stevies act like this?
Why so many Stevies crash like this?
Why so many Stevies die like this?
Why so many Stevies lie like this?
I said "Give us Joergen back" for Pewdiepie
I got the Elytra, prolly gon' fly
Everybody want a piece of my chest
27 diamonds, nothing less
No, I ain't dissing Fortnite
I'm just getting bored (Right!)
Sippin' on Strength
In the caves all night
I ain't afraid of no creeper
Creeper-Jeeper
I got Alex, but you need her
I'm a miner, you a sleeper
I'm a fighter, you a griefer
Prolly frick with all these dudes in hunger games
Prolly frick with mobs when I'm in the caves
Give us back villagers, before the villages became overpowered
I can find diamonds in five minutes, for you in five hours
The money, excuse me Alex, put my diamonds in the bank
Gave me a diamond, thanks!
But I gave you a whole stack
There's more of that, so come back
I don't show no slack, mobs I attack
I know you got a horse, he so fat
You ain't ridin' him enough
You actin' like you on Minecraft, and you so tough

(Chorus) (ASAP Ores)
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers in this motherfrickin' game
No creepers, they be so lame

(Verse 2) (ASAP Ores)
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
Spying, you a peeper, damn
I'm in the cave, minin' always my plan
Mining diamonds, getting all these ores
Minin' iron, getting iron doors
I got a bow, and I ain't afraid to use it
I heard your Alex got a new pick

(Chorus) (TheEveryBlockMiner)
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers in this motherfrickin' game
No creepers, they be so lame

(Verse 3) (TheEveryBlockMiner)
I'm minin', getting all these blocks
They don't call me my name for nothin'
I never be on Roblox
All these players think I'm bad, keep comin'
Like, I'm an ore miner, don't break trees
Like, I'm a tree farmer, destroy the leaves
Like, I'm a builder, don't mine redstone
Like, I'm a fighter, kill mobs all alone

(Chorus) (TheEveryBlockMiner)
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers in this motherfrickin' game
No creepers, they be so lame

(Verse 4) (TorontoFortnite)
Yeah, Yeah, build 256 into the sky
Got feather falling, ready to fly
If I fall, ain't gonna die
That's because the level of it is V
So many frickin' wins in Skywars
Shakin' noobies is my reward
I'm bet you and yo friends are tired
Watch out, Flame Bow, bouta set you on fire

(Chorus) (TorontoFortnite)
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers, ha
No creepers, ha
No griefers in this motherfrickin' game
No creepers, they be so lame

(Outro)
Dang!