(Intro)
Frick

(Chorus) (THUGGINONCRAFT)
YEAH
I MINE DIAMONDS CRAZY EAZY
ZOMBIES TRYNA FEAST ME
THEY JUST CAN'T, THOUGH
MY NEW PICK GOT ME LOW
YEAH
I MINE DIAMONDS CRAZY EAZY
ZOMBIES TRYNA FEAST ME
THEY JUST CAN'T, THOUGH
MY NEW PICK GOT ME LOW

(Verse 1) (THUGGINONCRAFT)
ON FREAKING HYPIXEL, WIN HUNGER GAMES
IN THE FREAKING CAVES, ALL THESE MOBS LAME
I ALREADY GOT TWO STACKS OF BLUE
I USE THEM FOR NEW DIAMOND TOOLS
FRICK HEROBRINE, HE GOT NO SELF RESPECT
HE HASN'T KILLED ME, LAST TIME I CHECKED
I PILE UP MY ORES IN CHESTS
I'MA TAKE A TRIP TO THE FRICKING END
AND KILL THE FREAKING DRAGON
QUICKER THAN YOU CAN FREAKING IMAGINE
I MINE DIAMONDS ALL DAY
FREAKING MINECRAFT WE PLAY!

(Verse 2) (SIOM)
I can rap too, Stevie, I'm mining
Diamond or Iron, I ain't deciding
I take diamonds from the start
I'm riding in my Minecart
I bought a diamond range rover
This fight never over
You can come after me
Minecart going faster, sweet
Y'all can't gang up on me
This Steve no good, him I'm dumping
When these Stevies see the sword, they running

(Chorus) (THUGGINONCRAFT)
YEAH
I MINE DIAMONDS CRAZY EAZY
ZOMBIES TRYNA FEAST ME
THEY JUST CAN'T, THOUGH
MY NEW PICK GOT ME LOW
YEAH
I MINE DIAMONDS CRAZY EAZY
ZOMBIES TRYNA FEAST ME
THEY JUST CAN'T, THOUGH
MY NEW PICK GOT ME LOW

(Verse 3) (Wolfadvice)
Okay, like, I got so many diamonds, where they at?
My boys be like: "Let's get on Minecraft, STAT!"
Alex build herself a house, that's cute
I built myself a mansion with diamonds and other loot
Don't mine down, just watch you freaking die
You realize that's Minecraft's No. 1 rule? "Sigh"
Blue, Red, Yellow, Dark Blue, Black, I ain't lyin'
Oh, that's right? I forgot Iron!
Don't give a damn bout them other Stevies
I'm the Steve, I'm here in case you need me

(Verse 4) (Steve Blockz)
Say I'm worth 400,000 diamonds? We can bet
When I find the diamonds, you know I'm at my best
All these Stevies blowing ores, getting themselves in debt
But I've been mining for a few days, I haven't slept
Take the Minecart from right to left
I'm on the remix, except
I think calling this the remix isn't right
Because this song is so fire
It should be the original
And all these rappers, I inspire

(Verse 5) (THUGGINONCRAFT)
MAKE A PRIVATE ROOM FOR MY BLUE ORES
GUARDED BY GOLEMS AND IRON DOORS
TODAY, WOLVES BE COMING IN FOURS
I TAME EM ALL, I ALWAYS NEED MORE
SO MANY DIAMONDS ON ME
I MADE A HOUSE FROM ACACIA TREE
THEN I HID MY DIAMONDS IN A PLACE YOU CAN'T GUESS
THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN A TRAPPED CHEST

(Chorus) (THUGGINONCRAFT)
YEAH
I MINE DIAMONDS CRAZY EAZY
ZOMBIES TRYNA FEAST ME
THEY JUST CAN'T, THOUGH
MY NEW PICK GOT ME LOW
YEAH
I MINE DIAMONDS CRAZY EAZY
ZOMBIES TRYNA FEAST ME
THEY JUST CAN'T, THOUGH
MY NEW PICK GOT ME LOW

(Outro) (Wolfadvice)
Yeet!