Once upon a time
I started smoking crack at age thirty
My daddy started me on it
I got my kicks doing drugs
Here's what I have to say
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy enjoys smoking crack
He had a good time at it
He used the paraphernalia pipe
To smoke his mind into orbit
That's what he has done
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
When the police pulled up
My daddy was doomed
He was arrested and taken to jail
He was charged with possession
Of a controlled substance
He was an asshole and a loser
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
My daddy got me high
Taco Bell, make a run for the border