My Daddy Got Me High

Once upon a time

I started smoking crack at age thirty

My daddy started me on it

I got my kicks doing drugs

Here's what I have to say

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy enjoys smoking crack

He had a good time at it

He used the paraphernalia pipe

To smoke his mind into orbit

That's what he has done

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

When the police pulled up

My daddy was doomed

He was arrested and taken to jail

He was charged with possession

Of a controlled substance

He was an asshole and a loser

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

My daddy got me high

Taco Bell, make a run for the border