Your daddy was thieving in my car
I caught him sticking his ass in my glove compartment
He tried to steal my wallet containing 700 dollars
I brandished a handgun and pumped him full of .38 slugs
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
Your daddy was a stupid jackass
He had no business monkeying
In my glove compartment of my automobile
He tried to jack me for 700 dollars
His monkey business made me kill
His stupid ass with my .38
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
At 4:30 PM, the squad car pulled up by my house
A first-degree murder warrant came after me
The police arrested me for killing your daddy
They took me to the metal clink and locked my ass up
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
I killed your daddy yesterday
Office Depot, you're taking care of business