Once upon a time, Dale Meiners got mad at me
He was very disappointed in me
I was bragging about doing a keyboard solo show
That would not happen
At 2:00 AM on March 5, 1996
Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
As Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride
I gave him a war hell ride
I told Dale Meiners to get off my case
Suddenly, I threw him against the van
I wanted to duke his scrawny ass up
And smash his face at about 2:10 AM that morning
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
As we left the Bottleneck
Me and Dale yelled at each other
He called me a fucking asshole
I called him a fucking dipstick
It was my fault for not being cool
In Lawrence, Kansas that morning
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
I deserved a war hell ride
Budweiser, I'm proud to be your bud