Bird man caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass

Bird man beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road

Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass

At 10:00 pm, I drove my Bronco back to Bird man's real estate
I jumped over his fence after dark
I picked up a brick and shattered Bird man's window pane
Bird man sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson

Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass
Bird man kicked my ass