Once upon a time
I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
I called one of the deacons a mother fucker
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

For the second time I told the preacher to fuck off
I also told Reverened Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told one of the deacon's to throw me out
He then escorted me to the door
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2x4
I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops