When I was doing 300 miles per hour, my car stopped
My engine overheated, and it conked out
I was stranded in the middle of nowhere

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STP conked out my engine

I called a tow truck to tow my car
It took an hour for him to show up
He was taking so long
He was late

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STP conked out my engine

The tow truck took my car and me away
It cost me $65 to have it towed
It was lucky for me to ride in the tow truck
It was lucky for me to ride in the tow truck at a speed of thought [?]

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STP conked out my engine