"Hello, who's this?"
"It's the plumber."
"Don't call my house anymore, you motherfucker."

This band played at the Avalon nightclub
About 400 people were at the show
The jam was excellent
The rock and roll was kicking a camel's ass

The Geltones
The Geltones
The Geltones
The Geltones

The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion in a zoo
The rock and roll was whooping a mule's ass

The Geltones
The Geltones
The Geltones
The Geltones

The show was over like Daddy-O
A lot of people met the band
The rock show was a hit record
It was a smash hit