The Government asked me to retrain as a geoscientist
They think I rock
They're wondering if I could replace my songs with rock analysis?
It's igneous
But they don't know the dangers of what they're doing
The world can't afford to lose my visionary music
I like crispy towels
I like the way they feel upon my back
Did Shakespeare give up writing Macbeth when the plague struck?
Did he fuck
Did Noah stop building the ark just because he was 6000 years old or something?
No
Did Gibert Stuart stop painting George Washington?
Actually scrap that one
Bad example
So Government you need to refrain from crushing true artistes like me
Cause I'm a good citizen, pay all my taxes I just happen to claim them back on electrical saxes

[electrical saxophone solo]