(I've invented)
The opposite of fingerless gloves
For when you wanna keep your fingers
Warm and toasty
But you still wanna keep your palms exposed
A tiny little hat for every finger
Incredibly fiddly and hard to put on
But just because it’s cold shouldn’t mean I can't high-five my buddies
With a satisfying slap sound
(Yes!)

(I've invented)
An additional challenge for accessing your smartphone
(I've invented)
A glove for a burglar who really wants his palm read

The market ain't ready for my Fingerful Gloves
The FTSE's through thе roof
And my handsies are lovin' it
The markеt ain't ready for my Fingerful Gloves
The FTSE's through the roof
And my handsies are lovin' it