Living in the UK
The mediocre weather took a toll on me
That place wasn't groovy
But I knew there was a city somewhere calling me

(Miami) we wear aviators on our eyelids
(Miami) because everyone is chopper pilots
(Miami) a carpenter would have a crisis
Seeing all our dirty vices

So why don't you come visit (Miami)
A city I'm proud to call my home
Muscle beach is bitchin' (so sandy)
Everyone is muscular and toned
And I definitely live here

Miami vice
Morе like Miami nice
Miami, mi amor
Miami vice
Morе like Miami nice (nice)

Getting around Miami
An open-air convertible is all you need
Water-proof on one side
The other is a practical but sexy fleece
(Miami) the second biggest city in South Florida
(I am not) copy-pasting this of Wikipedia
(Miami) has the highest density of Crocodilia
Of all the Southern states, citation needed

So why don't you come visit (Miami)
It's in between Las Vegas and Japan
Mini-golf and fishing (fresh scampi)
Ice cream from an old man in a van
I do not live in Sherringham

(It's moving to the rhythm)
Mmm, I'm moving to the rhythm
(Hey, from the prism)
Hey, I'm looking through the prism, baby

So why don't you come visit (Miami)
(Miami is nice)