I'm just gettin' home
And you help me with my coat
But there's something on my neck that catches your eye
(oh oh, oh oh)

Told you I was meetin' friends
But you know that I'm pretending
You can see it in my eyes that I'm lyin'
And now I've got your eyes cryin'

'Cause I've got lipstick on my collar
Now you're thinking that I love another
But it's not what it looks like
Girl I know it doesn't look right, oh

But baby if you'd just let me explain myself
(Okay I've been kissing something else)
But it's not another woman who's got me trippin'
It's the collar of my shirt yeah its me who's been kissin'

Put on lipstick, ooh
Gonna apply kisses to
A shirt collar, shirt collar
Shirt collar, shirt collar

Get it out sneakily
Getting freaky with
My shirt collar, shirt collar
Shirt collar, shirt collar
There's nothing in the bible saying that
It's not okay to be physically intimate
With an object that's essentially inanimate
(oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
What about consent?
Like if it's got no mind, how can it say yes?
You can put your mind at rest
'Cause I asked for permissh, it grew little lips
Said "I'm a cheeky collar and I'm actually really into this"

Lipstick on my collar
I know it must be tough to discover
That your boyfriend has got a type
And that type is a square white fold in a button-down cutaway, or classic shape
(And I’m not fussy ‘bout the fabric, babe)

So if you’ve got a piece of linen
In neck position
Well don’t leave us in a room
Cause we’re gonna end up kissing, come on!

Put on lipstick, ooh
Gonna apply kisses to
A shirt collar, shirt collar
Shirt collar, shirt collar
Get it out sneakily
Gonna get freaky with
My shirt collar, shirt collar
Shirt collar, shirt collar
It's a white collar crime
For a skinny white guy to have a really nice time
With a shirt collar, shirt collar (shirt collar)
Then I guess I better get arrested

Ooh, if it's a white collar crime
For a skinny white guy to have a really nice time
With a shirt collar, shirt collar (shirt collar)
Then I guess I better get arrested