[Verse 1]
When life threw you a curveball before
You hit it back
(Hey, hoo, ha, hee, hoo)
But now you feel it's too much to deal with
So here's a little plan of attack

[Chorus 1]
Boy you better give up
Before you let yourself down
(It's evident that you're never gonna do it)
You bit off too much for you to chew
Such a sad little maggoty clown

You're a limp little fuck
Nobody wants you around
(Not relevant but it's technically true)
A boneless worm whose only purpose
Is eating bits of mud off the ground
So you better give up

Ha-ah
You've got potential for being a huge disappointment
Ha-ah
Your presence alone drains my own will to do stuff
[Verse 2]
I hate to ask of you to pack it up now
To throw in the towel
But that's a basic task, dude
And I don't know how
[Chorus 2]
But you're fuckin' it up
You threw an actual towel
(That's not really what I meant in the verse)
Now it's got all tangled 'round your ankles
You've fallen in some shit on the ground

It was a figure of speech
Why would I need a real towel
(Oh god, no, you're just making it worse)
Your foot is stuck in a fuckin' bucket
And every step it's makin' a sound
How are you fucking this up

Ha-ah
Why the hell do you have all this cleaning equipment to hand
Ha-ah
Kick the bucket isn't even a relevant idiom to this situation