[Verse 1]
If I tried to count all the times
I feel like I've put my foot in it
I think my brain would probably implode
So I tried to disguise them in lines full of jokes
To feel a little bit better
But in hindsight that just made me feel worse

I don't mean getting fistbumps wrong
Though it's true that I've done that once
And let me tell you it is (extremely awkward)
I'm talking about when I've hurt someone
Typically 'cause I'm showing off
Forget to care about their feelings

[Pre-Chorus 1]
You'd really think that I would have learned my lesson by now
But feeling like I've been a bit much kind of feels like a crutch to me now

[Chorus]
Does anybody else feel like
Sometimes
They're just being nice
'Cause it's what you're supposed to do?
Does anybody else feel like
They're trying to hide
The piece of shit that's inside
'Cause it's what we're supposed to do?
[Verse 2]
And I know people say
That it's all in my head
"No-one cares what you said, except you"
But that's not true
And it shouldn't be
And it's that single thought
That can get my brain stuck every time

Is there an evolutionary advantage
To dwelling on all this shit
Because if there is (I'd like to hear it)
Is my brain tryin' to teach me a lesson here
Not to be so damn ham-fisted?
Because if it is (It clearly isn't working)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
You'd really think that I would have learned my lesson by now
But getting stuck in this rut kind of feels like a crutch to me now

[Chorus]
Does anybody else feel like
Sometimes
They're just being nice
'Cause it's what you're supposed to do?
Does anybody else feel like
The side of their mind
That just does what it likes
Is the side that we're supposed to use?
[Outro]
Break free from the social shackles
Break free from the need to be liked by people
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences
Be a dick to everyone
Be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles (oh yeah)
Break free from the need to be liked by people (oh, break free)
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences (I'm gonna do just what I want)
Be a dick to everyone
Be a dick to everyone

I'm gonna, ooh
Push over an old woman
I'm gonna, ooh
Do a questionable impression of a Honduran
I'm gonna, ooh
Engage in capitalism
Even more than I currently do

Break free from the social shackles (ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to be liked by people (ooh, do a questionable impression of a Honduran)
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences (ooh, engage in capitalism, even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone
Be a dick to everyone
Break free from the social shackles (ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to be liked by people (ooh, do a questionable impression of a Honduran)
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences (ooh, engage in capitalism, even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone
Be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles (ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to be liked by people (ooh, do a questionable impression of a Honduran)
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences (ooh, engage in capitalism, even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone
Be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles (ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to be liked by people (ooh, do a questionable impression of a Honduran)
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences (ooh, engage in capitalism, even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone
Be a dick to everyone