[Verse 1]
I'm receiving a call
But I'm already on a call
(Oh God)
Why do they give you so many damn options?
Seventy different ways of getting it wrong

[Verse 2]
It's all like
Hold & Reject
End & Accept
What the heck?
These selections are so specific
Hold & Beset
Die with regrets
How the heck
Am I meant to dissect their meaning?

[Verse 3]
Send them a threat to curse them with a hex
Hang on a sec'
Why the heck would I need that option?
Bеcause of the hex thеy lay an egg
What the heck
That's not an option, it's just a statement
[Verse 4]
And when you get close to the egg
It grows legs
And its says "Oh I love you, Daddy"
You have to fetch it human flesh;
That's what it eats
It feasts on the human body

[Verse 5]
After a week of eating the meat
It says "I'm complete"
And the egg starts hatching
Inside the shell you hear a bell
What the hell?
It's the sound of your iPhone ringing

[Outro]
How would you like to answer it?