Jazz Emu
Prologue
[Robotic Announcer Voice]
I'm joined by the chemically preserved brain of international music sensation Jazz Emu, as he's being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2240

Mr. Emu, you've released an album every year for the past 220 years. I think we can all agree, your work is universally admired for its gravitas, it's artistic weight, it's willingness to address the big questions--

[Robotic Scatting Voice of Jazz Emu]
Doo-be-dee-bop-ba-boop-boop-doop-doop-boop-boop

[Robotic Announcer:]
That's fascinating. Do you think the lack of coherence in your body of work hindered you in any way?

[Robotic Jazz Emu, insulted]
Boop-be-dee-dee-bop-bop-bop-bope

[Robotic Announcer]
Sorry, no. I just mean to say - Did it ever become a problem for you?

[Robotic Jazz Emu, questioning]
Boop-be-dee-dee-bop

[Robotic Announcer]
The fact that your work was musically rousing, but - how should I put this - lyrically specialized? Did the risk of doubling down on something so specific never cause you anxiety?

[Robotic Jazz Emu, angry]
Bop-bope-boop-doop-doop-boop-boop-dibbydibby-beep bop boop boop-bippity-bop-beep-boop-bop-beep!
[Robotic Announcer]
Please, don't call me that

[Robotic Jazz Emu]
Beep-bippydip

[Robotic Announcer]
No, I don't accept your apology

[Robotic Jazz Emu]
Beep

[Robotic Announcer]
Inducting Jazz Emu to the hall of fame, with the lead single off his number one album from 2022, Still Waiting!