[Chorus]
I’m in my shneeky phase
Gonna do something bad without you noticing
Woah
Cause I’m in my Shneeky Phase (so shneeky)
Finna break all the rules so surreptitiously
Mmmm

[Verse 1]
No smoking sign out on the street
I’m hiding next to it with a haddock and aromatic charcoal
(I’ll smoke where I want to)

You gifted me some NFTs
But I took those tokens and I funged up every single one that you gave me
(I made it fungible)

Got a hands-free phone but I’m holding it
Here’s a no-show policy, yes I’m showing you it
No, you ain’t never seen a shneek like me (so shneeky, somebody stop me)
At a bottomless brunch but I’ve got an ass
With a cup of sloe gin that I’m drinking fast
From a multipack I purchased separately

[Chorus]
I’m in my shneeky phase
Gonna do something bad without you noticing
Woah
I’m in my shneeky phase
I’m not going to stand on the right-hand side when I escalate
Yes I’m lying fully prone on the handrail
[Verse 2]
Knock knock, Who’s there?
It’s the FBI, we’ve come to find you
We’ve been training all our eyes
Upon your shneekiness, shneekiness

We want to use you
If you’re wondering why we’ve got some spies
Who need to learn from your advice
To make them shneekier, shneekier

[Bridge]
Step one, take out your credit card
(Okay)
Step two, read out the long number
(Yep)
Step three, read me all the other details too
Okay, yep, well let's start-
Wait a second
You just got shneeked
My god, he's good

[Outro]
I’m in my shneeky phase
I’m in my shneeky phase