[Chorus]
Hell to the no
No fucking way
I don’t fucking think so
You can get yourself the fuck-

[Verse 1]
Would you like that gift wrapped?
Would you like me to repeat that?
Would you like to check the state of the FTSE?
Would you like to accept all cookies?
Would you like to speak to a human?
Would you like to save these children?
Would you like to be a teenager again?

[Chorus]
Hell to the no
No fucking way
I don’t fucking think so
You can get yourself the fuck-

[Verse 2]
You lost, would you like to play again?
You won, would you like to lose again?
Would you like an AirDrop of my dick?
Would you like to meet hot mums in your area?
Would you like fries with that?
Would you likе a moist towelette?
Would you likе a brand new start?
Would you like to sample this organic egg?
[Chorus]
Hell to the no (Get your egg away from me)
No fucking way (I don’t want to sample it)
I don’t fucking think so (Refer this back to corporate)
You can get yourself the fuck- (Their marketing is ineffective)

Hell to the no (Hell to the no, hell to the no, hell to the no)
No fucking way (No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way)
I don’t fucking think so (I don’t fucking think so, don’t fucking think so, I)
You can get yourself the fuck- (you can get yourself to f-)

[Outro]
Would you like?
Would you like?
Would you like?
Would you like?
Would you like?
Would you like?
Would you like?
Would you like?