[Intro]
This is a song about a young man
Who's born near the atomic testing zone
He's born with severe physiological peculiarities
He's hangin' nine in the cosmos
Nine cool ones hangin' in the universe
It's called the mutant stomp friends!

[Verse 1]
I'm a mutant
I'm a mutant down in Mexico way
I was born kind of freaky
Got a nine prong dongs
I got a nine prong dongs

[Verse 2]
Well I took that girls to the prom last week
I took 'em all out in my flat big truck
We fucked
And we freaked
And we groped
And we shrieked

[Chorus]
But one dick wouldn't cum
Yeah baby
One dick wouldn't cum
[Verse 3]
Well we tried all kinds of perverted things
We looked at all kinds of pictures
And I came
And I came
And I came
And I came

[Chorus]
But one dick wouldn't cum
Yeah
(God damn!)
One dick wouldn't cum
(Storm it up!)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
Well I'll still be sitting there whipping that wire
I'd still be there humping
Sit alone fish skags, brought a hot watermelon
And hove it up on the truck
(God lovin'!)
Hove it up on the truck
(Uh-uh!)
[Verse 5]
I love them watermelons
I love 'em yes I do
Oh we fucked
And we plugged
And we fucked
And we plugged
And filled it full of cum
(Flash full!)
Filled it full of cum

[Outro]
Flash, flash, full of
Flash, flash, full of
Flash, flash, full of cum
I got nine prong dongs
Nine prong!