Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're Red?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

Who can buy a government so cheap?
Change a cabinet without a squeak?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

Who can train guerrillas by the dozens?
Send them out to kill their untrained cousins?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

Who can get a budget that's so great?
Who will be the 51st state?
Who has got the secretest service?
One that makes the other service nervous?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

Who can take the sugar from a sack
Pour in LSD and put it back?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!
Who can mine the harbors of Nicaragua?
Outhit all the hitmen of Chicag-ua?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

Who can be so overtly covert?
Sometimes even covertly overt?
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

Who's the agency well known to God?
The one that copped his staff and copped his rod?

Fucking A-man!
CIA man!
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!
Fucking A-man!
CIA man!

CIA man! CIA man! CIA man! CIA man! CIA man!

CIA!