Kuon Kuon Kuon
5 Cars 4 kids in his family home
Kuon Kuon Kuon
5 cars 4 kids in his family home

Save the bees his T-shirt reads
He could not give a single shit
Exclaimed from the only settee
Where all extended family sit
Heart palpitations at the thought
Of a life he can’t provide whilst
Living room emotions range from
Overjoyed to terrified

With such disdain his face arranged a hundred different colours
Whilst TV screen displays a dream which he can not accomplish
Hosepipe bans and teletext
Power lines and sales in next
M6 junction DJ sets
Cards declined in sports direct

What do we want?
More money

What do we want?
Free drinks for being a celebrity, on the internet
What do we want?
A stable job in the music industry

What do we want?
More money

Kuon Kuon Kuon
5 Cars 4 kids in his family home
Kuon Kuon Kuon
Kuon Kuon Kuon

And he just wants to make it until
Take that get back together
Through lists and queues and waiting rooms, complaints about the weather
Working for the love of it
A cesspool left devoid of wit
I am the dyson airblade -
The pinnacle of hand drying engineering

And that’s the only entertainment that ever really delivers
When television only adds concern about your liver
The only thing that they’d respect
We all have things at which we’re best
Cards declined at sports direct
Cards declined at sports direct