[Verse 1]
An apple for a brain
A bee for a best man
A panda is yourself
And you holding Butters' hand
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
When and why is it us?
Bearing thy cross of shame

[Chorus]
Lu lu lu lu lu
Lu lu lu lu lu
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la

[Post-Chorus]
So hideous for a boy
So hideous on a boy
I wanted to forget
So ugly for a boy

[Verse 2]
Dispraise for what I am
A cartoon with no friends
Oh yeah yeah yeah
[Chorus]
Lu lu lu lu lu
Lu lu lu lu lu
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la

[Bridge]
When and why is it us?
Bearing thy cross of shame

[Post-Chorus]
So hideous for a boy
So hideous on a boy
I wanted to forget
Pandapple spoke to me
Pandapple called my name
So ugly for a boy