[Verse 1: Jamie Stewart]
Young runaway, upstanding man
The spring you seek is not for them
To stroke his cheek and thus repair
The error of his creator

[Verse 2: Jamie Stewart]
You always complain no one is good
Well here you are, let them see

[Chorus: Jamie Stewart]
Tommy and Dan
You can't hold hands down your street
Who cares, you're gay
But it's your age
No friend, oh!

[Interlude: Caralee McElroy]
A wretched life to sit through

[Verse 3: Jamie Stewart]
His sister cries he'll go to hell
And you're unsure if he's legal
It's more

[Chorus: Jamie Stewart]
Tommy and Dan
You can't hold hands down your street
Who cares, you're gay
But it's your age
No friend, oh!
[Post-Chorus: Jamie Stewart and Caralee McElroy]
Will they "picks us apart" in Sodom?
They cannot love anything
Lou Harrison, is this what you meant
When you wrote Young Caesar?

[Verse 4: Jamie Stewart]
The chance you take
As they deride your wicked heart
I'm by your side

[Bridge: Jamie Stewart and Caralee McElroy]
They don't understand what you do
So what?
For nor do you

[Chorus: Jamie Stewart and Caralee McElroy]
Tommy and Dan
You can't hold hands down your street
Who cares, you're gay
But it's your age
No friend, oh!