[Intro]
Ugh, dude
I just love the way he smells
And the way he looks, and the way he tastes
Like... fuck!

[Verse 1]
Let me set the scene
Dressed up nice, like a magazine
Lights it up like it's NYC
Grey Goose on ice, it's VIP
Big boy, eyes on me
Getting hot like no AC
Sticky, sweet like grenadine
Come touch me like you're in love with me

[Pre-Chorus]
Easily starts with, "Hey
I can host ya at my place
If you're downtown, and you're down, down
You can wipe down
You can sit on my face"
You talk like Christian Gray
I'm a right track in the wrong way
You're a god damn stunner
I really really wanna
Choo-choo on your tum, like a train
[Bridge]
Oh my god, and he's, like, super into eye contact too
I've never had somebody, like, look at me right in the eyes, like-
Fuck!

[Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah, all men
Tall ones, short ones and
Big ones, small ones then
We can start again
Ones with hairy chests
Smooth like porcelain
Thank god I'm so blessed
I just love all men

[Verse 2]
I've never believed in God
But I'm glad she made you hot
If she's up there, then I don't care
We'll be downstairs
Fucking the way we want
You can meet me at the hotel
I'm a lion, in a gazelle
I'ma eat you, I'ma tease you, I'ma please you
All the way down through hell
[Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah, all men
Tall ones, short ones and
Big ones, small ones then
We can start again
Ones with hairy chests
Smooth like porcelain
Thank god I'm so blessed
I just love all men
(I just love, a-all)

[Outro]
So anyways
Just some of the best sex I've ever had in my entire fucking life
I think he's kind of a loser
Fuck