[Intro]
(Dumb, dumb, da-di-da)
(So dumb, dumb, da-di-da)
(Dumb, dumb, da-di-da)
(So dumb, dumb, da-di-da)

[Verse 1]
I'm in an infinite loop of just chaos
Been in a spiral since I lost my day-job
Dropped out of college so music could take off
I know it's dumb, dumb, dumb, sorry mom

[Pre-Chorus]
One day, I'll be older, and better, and wiser (Uh-uh)
One day, I'll be sober, start over, be nicer (Uh-uh)
Someday, I might even end up a wifey (Wifey)
Settle down around ninety (Ninety)
I'll live it and learn, but first
I'm gonna be stupid

[Chorus]
Dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, da-di-da
I'm gonna be stupid
Dumb, dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, da-di-da (Sorry mom)
I'm gonna be stupid
[Post-Chorus]
Probably gonna send that text
Probably gonna fuck my ex
Probably gonna be in a place in the dark
Not one of them's gonna be smart
I'm gonna bе stupid-dumb

[Verse 2]
Whiskey and cigarettes, latе nights that thrill me
I'm only chasing the things that could kill me
Every mistake I make fucking fulfills me
I know it's dumb, dumb, dumb
Bottoms up, who's here to self-destruct?

[Pre-Chorus]
Told you I'm trying, I'm a liar (Uh-uh)
One day, I'll be sober, more honest, little nicer (Uh-uh)
Someday, I might even end up a wifey (Wifey)
Settle down around ninety (Ninety)
I'll live it and learn, but first
I'm gonna be stupid

[Chorus]
Dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, da-di-da
I'm gonna be stupid
Dumb, dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, da-di-da (Sorry mom)
I'm gonna be stupid
[Post-Chorus]
Probably gonna send that text
Probably gonna fuck my ex
Probably be in that place in the dark
Not one of them's gonna be smart
I'm gonna be stupid

[Bridge]
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb (I'm gonna be stupid)
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

[Pre-Chorus]
One day, I'll be older, and better, and wiser (Uh-uh)
One day, I'll be sober, start over, be nicer (Uh-uh)
Someday, I might even end up a wifey (Wifey)
Settle down around ninety (Ninety)
I'll live it and learn, but first
I'm gonna be stupid

[Chorus]
Dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, da-di-da
I'm gonna be stupid
Dumb, dumb, dumb, da-da-da
Dumb, dumb, da-di-da
I'm gonna be stupid, stupid, stupid-dumb