[Chorus]
If I were a fuckboi
I'd never fall in love boy
Leave a trail of broken hearts behind me in my path
Like a goddamn sociopath
Wish I was a fuckboi
They'd say "She's a boss" every time that I got off
Saying all the crazy shit she said
Sending pictures to my friend
I'd do what I want and nobody could tell me nothing
If I were a fuckboi

[Verse 1]
I'd try on girls like I try on clothes
And throw them in the laundry
I'd say I love you just to take her home
Then ghost in the morning

[Pre-Chorus]
I wouldn't need to be no prince charming
Just pull out all the stops when I'm horny
And I wouldn't settle down 'til I'm forty
With somе twenty-something barbie

[Chorus]
If I wеre a fuckboi
I'd never fall in love boy
Leave a trail of broken hearts behind me in my path
Like a goddamn sociopath
Wish I was a fuckboi
They'd say "She's a boss" every time that I got off
Saying all the crazy shit she said
Sending pictures to my friend
I'd do what I want and nobody could tell me nothing
If I were a fuckboi
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
If I were a fuckboi
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
I'd like my girls like I like my cars
Shiny, new, and ready to go
Pour my black heart out 'til she's blackout drunk
No, she can't even find her phone

[Pre-Chorus]
And I wouldn't need to be no prince charming
Just pull out all the stops when I'm horny
And I wouldn't settle down 'til I'm forty
With some twenty-something barbie

[Chorus]
If I were a fuckboi
I'd never fall in love boy
Leave a trail of broken hearts behind me in my path
Like a goddamn sociopath
Wish I was a fuckboi
They'd say "She's a boss" every time that I got off
Saying all the crazy shit she said
Sending pictures to my friend
I'd do what I want and nobody could tell me nothing
If I were a fuckboi
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
If I were a fuckboi
Yeah, yeah
If I were a fuckboi
Yeah, yeah
If I were a fuckboi
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
If I were a fuckboi
I'd never fall in love boy
Leave a trail of broken hearts behind me in my path
Like a goddamn sociopath
Wish I was a fuckboi
They'd say "She's a boss" every time that I got off
Saying all the crazy shit she said
Sending pictures to my friend
I'd do what I want and nobody could tell me nothing
If I were a fuckboi