[Verse 1]
You made me a stalker and a freak
A Gaslighter’s dream
The girl that screams in her pillow
At first it was torture to see you
With another me
Breaking my heart through your window

[Pre-Chorus]
Why, why did you lie?
Said if I left you behind, it’s emotional suicide
Fine, if you’re so sure I’ll die
Let’s give it a try, goodbye
Cause I’m feeling like

[Chorus]
I’ve never been better
Stupid guy
Dick head fucking waste of time
I’m glad that you ruined my life
I’ve never been better
Twist the knife
Hang your ego out to dry
Love to crush your delicate pride
I’ve never been better
[Verse 2]
I saw you on the sidewalk one day lookin' my way
Thought about crossing the street
But then I thought, fuck that
So I looked you in the eye, and smiled and lifted up my fist
Raised my middle finger and blew you a kiss

[Chorus]
I’ve never been better
Stupid guy
Dick head fucking waste of time
I’m glad that you ruined my life
I’ve never been better
Twist the knife
Hang your ego out to dry
Love to crush your delicate pride
I’ve never been better
Ohhhhhhhhhh (I'm on cloud fucking nine)
I've never been better

[Pre-Chorus]
Why, why did you lie?
Said if I left you behind, it’s emotional suicide
Fine, if you’re so sure I’ll die
Let’s give it a try, goodbye
Cause I’m feeling like
[Chorus]
I’ve never been better
Stupid guy
Dick head fucking waste of time
I’m glad that you ruined my life
I’ve never been better
Twist the knife
Hang your ego out to dry
Love to crush your delicate pride
I’ve never been better

[Outro]
Thank you for fucking with my head for a whole year
'Cause now I know everything I don't want in life
And I'm fucking good now
So thank you for showing me what I’d never want again
Muah!