[Verse 1]
You made me a stalker and a freak, a gaslighter's dream
The girl that screams in her pillow
At first, it was torture to see you with another me
Breaking my heart through your window

[Pre-Chorus]
Why, why did you lie?
Said if I left you behind, it's emotional suicide
Fine, if you're so sure I'll die, let's give it try
Goodbye, 'cause I'm feeling like

[Chorus]
I've never been better
Stupid guy, dickhead, fuckin' waste of time
I'm glad that you ruined my life, I've never been better
Twist the knife, hang your ego out to dry
Love to crash your delicate pride, I've never been better
Fuck!

[Verse 2]
I saw you on the sidewalk one day looking my way
Thought about crossing the street, but then I thought
"Fuck that!" So I looked you in the eye and smiled and lifted up my fist
Raised my middle finger and blew you a kiss
[Chorus]
I've never been better (Mwah!)
Stupid guy, dickhead, fuckin' waste of time
I'm glad that you ruined my life, I've never been better
Twist the knife, hang your ego out to dry
Love to crash your delicate pride, I've never been better (Oh!)
Oh (I'm on cloud fuckin' nine)
I've never been better (Oh-oh, nah, no)

[Pre-Chorus]
Why, why did you lie?
Said if I left you behind, it's emotional suicide
Fine, if you're so sure I'll die, let's give it try
Goodbye, ‘cause I'm feeling like

[Chorus]
I've never been better (Woo!)
Stupid guy, dickhead, fuckin' waste of time
I'm glad that you ruined my life, I've never been better
Twist the knife, hang your ego out to dry
Love to crash your delicate pride, I've never been better

[Outro]
Thank you for fucking with my head for a whole year
'Cause now I know everything I don't want in life
And I'm fuckin' good now (I've never been better)
So thank you for showing me what I'd never want again
Mwah!