Umair
JOKER
Mere hath mai phone hai, airplane mode pe, aj bhi zone mai
Wo tou mera tatts jani usse yaad woh kon hai
Jahil aur aalim mai fark hota tabhi bhai hai aaj bhi throne pe, milte shows , tu khul ke bol
Tujhe nai milte shows ye wuhi log jo muft mai jaake jhuktay roz
In ke pass koi kaam nai, ye dollar inke aamdani
Mera aaj jo daam bhai, woh dunya saari jaanti..
2012 mai tou bana Young Stunners
Hum tou ker rahe usse pehle k tu kahaan tha?
2013 mai tu fan mera daal screenshot
Mai bhi dekhun tu kia daalta
Larkion ki ye izzat uchaalta
Garrh mujhe meri maa k sath agar ek baap ka
Phir se cash kerne ki koshish mera ek haadsa
Jo teray liye mazaak hai woh mere liye azaab tha
Tu kaanpra ye gaaana sun ke, fans se darkhuaast k zameer nai hai inka ye mardon ki jung mai zikar keren aurat zaat ka
Maine isse kaha tha
Mai lar raha hu larkion ki khaatir, sudhar jaa, maang maafi
Girehbaan mai jhaank huhhhh
Kabhi tujhse mila nai, mai bola tha koi gilla nai tu bhai mera, par shayad Nadir tera..

Kon kehta mere diss ki wajah chars hai?
Tum dono mentally retarded, lughat aur sarkon k aalim mai farak be, baap mera shayar, mai nai kair, gaaali bakta hu haq pe
Mere baray log kia sochte, I don’t give a

Sarak talk jaani kadak bohat
RAW aur KHAALIS, hum dono mai farak bohat
Balli ka bakra , hoga khatna , hona darad bohat
Tere jese Rappers tou 10 saal baad bhi milen signalon pe, chiknay, Karachi aa yahan marad bohat
Maan tu hai ghalat bohat, ghalat baat pe nai larun kabhi in ke gaanay bane hue pehle se
Kehte maine khae paise phir mai aj bhi Young Stunners ka manager hu kese
Illogical baaten, Kerte naatak
Par mai aaj bhi dil ka naram bohat
Mai tou inhen co sign kerne wala tha par ae khuda
Tera shukar haii
Tera karam bohat!!
Maine beef kiye khatem, jaani diss wali soch nai
Clear kerun aaja woh gaali jo tujhe nochrai
Mardon ki baat mai bhen laaya Nadir
Tabhi dia tha usse maine woh naam “bhen K,”
Issi liye kehte jab do baray mootrahay tou beech mai nai detay apna Muu , ab haddi rehn de

Beat pe karte Bhao bhao, wah kiaa fann hai
Haddi nai dee tou ab charna chahte mere ...
Knowledge zero, aur banen hero
Hum agar gully boy tou tu lulli boy
Tum kia cheez ho?
Ek Mixbreed, dusra fixie
Lyari wale aag hain jani , bache tou tum
Maluum tujhe kuch nai
Baaten teri sach nai
Abay mere kelay ka muu wale tu mujhse ab bach be!!!
Sun oye kachwe lunga teri rajj ke
Mai tou 3 Umrah ker betha
Tu kia aaya hajj se, dena chahe dars ye
Jo qarz mai gunahon k kama raha hai mazhab se, par ab bas be!
Tu bebas hai , na samajh
Mai tou liikhta karwa sach aur ye dunya tujhpe hass rahi

Aja baat keren teri meri zindagi ki
Gandagi mai pal raha tha phir bhi saansen chal rahi thi
Jalrahi thi gaariyan, siyasat ki jo jung chiriiii, thi
Umar 14 saal jab pehli bar sar pe gun tani thi
Sachi baat meri phutt pari thi, hatt rahi thi
Dunya dekh ke hass rahi, aqal nahi, akarr bari
Sarr pe khari maut, tha ghareeb , thi ek fikar bari
Ghar pe maa beemar thi, tabse paise ki qadar hai bhai..
Realest in the game, ye fans mera tamgha
Teri tarah nai aya nai le ke sonay ka chamcha
Fark tha, Maan bacha hai tu kal ka
Mai ghaltion se seekha, aur tu ghalti ka nateeja
Garam khoon, mujhe mila apne baap se
Hum kal bhi kharr dimaag thay, hum aaj bhi kharr dimaag se
Khole maine raastay, tum aasteen k saanp thay
Tu ghaltion ka putla koi Khuda nai, insaan be
Izzat kerna seekh chotte!!
Mat bhool tujhe dunya mai lanay wali ek aurat zaat hai
Kia tujhe yaad hai, jab maangte thay collab ye?
Rehab bhejega waapis, jo laya K Town map pe
Chamaat pe chamaat, Sirf facts, tera verse is laik hi nai tha
K mai daalta woh track
Kehta maine cancel kiya tha collab?
Tatti verse tha maheenon baad hosh aya tou dala insta pe
Insecurity at max, aaja beth, meri class mai
Jahaaz mode, Rappers kehte jaani saans le
Jhootay ka muu kaala, guzaarish asli fans se
Ye kehta maine bola Thankyou Bhai?
Tatts hum mile hi kab bhen k
Baat kerta behnon ki tou jani teri bhi behnen par meri ek hi Bhen, rakh baahir aurat zaat werna tere sath sath maregi ye teri fanbase
Hip Hop ko diye zakham, mai laaya phir bandage
Lyrical bondage, ab larunga mai apni aakhri saans tak
Fayda uthaya mera par ab naheeen raha mai rehm dil
Bhen K cancel, is khabbay ko chanddenn
Hum Test aur tum One Day
Saaf ker raha Gand mai
Dukanen in ki band ay

Muu pe taalay kehne ko in ke pass kuch nai
Fatwe jaari kerengay ye mujhpe chukk ke?
Hypocrite, kia tune underground se phenken hits
Angrezi mix kiun ke woh bhi sunte jinko na Urdu ati aur na teri tarah un ke pass Lughatt bhai, paray hatt
Mother clutch, ye aaaj bhi jalte hain bas
Gaali pe rona jab delete kero gaanay jis mai khud ne dee hai gaali, Larkion ki izzat utaari, Mullon ko deke gaali in lullon ne jagah bana leeee
Gorkun janii, Khud hi apni qabar khod daali, bohat jaali, bohat jaali..
Sab se bara social issue, berozgaari
Tou tu kia ban raha qaari?
Teri shakal pe ata kisi ne maari
Paise tere thay tou ab woh mayoosi nikaali jaa rahi
Jab ye muu kholay lage jese kutte aya kaatne
Burger E Karachi se inspired naam aur Kaam dekh!!!!


Self taught, like Wu Tang kon Rap God?
Ch se chuuu kon, Rappers mai ghuroor bohat
Kiu ye sach se duur bohatt
Mere liye koi artist chota nai
Mai aaj bhi chill jese Snoop dogg
Mad love, humble, cus I never had love
Never had much, phir bhi daala apne hood ko map par
One four , all my bros know where I’m at cuzzz
Mai kitaab aur tu chapter
Joker wali vibe!!!