[Intro]
I’m Joel Michael Singer
I beat up 3 people
I’m Joel Michael Singer
And I’m real evil

[Verse 1]
I walked into the place
Punched a cashier in the face
Then the manager came
And he saw the whole thang
So I head butted his face
And I turned to walk away
I saw a person standing there
So I tried to punch his face
He tackled me to the ground
And I cried like a little bitch
I was lost and now I’m found
All over the internet

[Chorus 1]
I’m Joel Michael Singer
I’m a piece of shit
I’m Joel Michael Singer
On the internet
I’m Joel Michael Singer
I get money from my dad
I’m Joel Michael Singer
And you can beat my ass